Reply to Thread

Message

<blockquote data-quote="radarmonkey" data-source="post: 2037969" data-attributes="member: 8195"><p>After a long cold afternoon outside today I decided the best way to warm up tonight would be to take a scalding hot shower.&nbsp; So I did.&nbsp; While I was in the shower I was looking at the sundry of bottles my wife keeps in there to wash, wax, detail and polish herself and spotted a tube labeled Deep Hydrating Cleanser made by a company called Burt&#039;s Bees.&nbsp; Burt&#039;s Bees, I now know, is wholly owned and operated by the Spawn of Satan.&nbsp; Me, being the brainiac I am, decided to use this pleasantly orangey smelling concotion to shave my face with.&nbsp; I can tell you, that is the first and last time I EVER use one of my wife&#039;s products for anything short of stripping paint off of concrete.&nbsp; Holy crap, that bottle needs a friggin haz-mat placard.&nbsp; I think it stripped about 3 layers of skin off of my face.&nbsp; It burned so bad I couldn&#039;t leave it on my face to shave with.&nbsp; I really don&#039;t know what my wife does with that stuff and I don&#039;t think I really want to know.&nbsp; Hats off to you ladies, from now on, I&#039;m sticking to my bar soap.</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="radarmonkey, post: 2037969, member: 8195"] After a long cold afternoon outside today I decided the best way to warm up tonight would be to take a scalding hot shower. So I did. While I was in the shower I was looking at the sundry of bottles my wife keeps in there to wash, wax, detail and polish herself and spotted a tube labeled Deep Hydrating Cleanser made by a company called Burt's Bees. Burt's Bees, I now know, is wholly owned and operated by the Spawn of Satan. Me, being the brainiac I am, decided to use this pleasantly orangey smelling concotion to shave my face with. I can tell you, that is the first and last time I EVER use one of my wife's products for anything short of stripping paint off of concrete. Holy crap, that bottle needs a friggin haz-mat placard. I think it stripped about 3 layers of skin off of my face. It burned so bad I couldn't leave it on my face to shave with. I really don't know what my wife does with that stuff and I don't think I really want to know. Hats off to you ladies, from now on, I'm sticking to my bar soap. [/QUOTE]

Verification