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<blockquote data-quote="BadgeBunny" data-source="post: 2039104" data-attributes="member: 1242">I kinda have a funny story along these lines ... I started dating this fella. As I had had a bit of a dry spell, so to speak, I&#039;d not been careful about keeping up with my Pill, so I bought an over-the-counter contraceptive to use. The instructions said that it was possible that the stuff would produce a &quot;warm, evervescent sensation&quot; ... Hmmmmm, I thought ... this stuff might be okay ...Well ... the big night came and when he said &quot;Errrr ... I&#039;m not a big fan of condoms&quot; (Really?!! Now you tell me ... You know you guys could bring that stuff up BEFORE ... well ... BEFORE ... when I can have a coherent conversation ... but anyway ... I digress ...), so I say &quot;No biggie ... We got this foamy stuff ...&quot;YEAH!! Everybody&#039;s happy ... So ... I carefully apply said foamy stuff ... Wait a minute ... Hmmmm, not bad ... My fella jumps in ... Not 3 seconds later he literally jumps up outta bed and RUNS to the bathroom hollering about being on fire!! I tell ya, I couldn&#039;t have helped him if I had to because I was laughing so hard I couldn&#039;t get up!!Seriously, I didn&#039;t think it was uncomfortable at all ... In fact it was fairly pleasant ... Later, after he got out of the shower (LOL) he said &quot;No wonder that stuff works ... There&#039;s NO WAY I could have finished what I started ...&quot;You fellas seem to be a sensitive bunch ... haha!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="BadgeBunny, post: 2039104, member: 1242"] I kinda have a funny story along these lines ... I started dating this fella. As I had had a bit of a dry spell, so to speak, I'd not been careful about keeping up with my Pill, so I bought an over-the-counter contraceptive to use. The instructions said that it was possible that the stuff would produce a "warm, evervescent sensation" ... Hmmmmm, I thought ... this stuff might be okay ... Well ... the big night came and when he said "Errrr ... I'm not a big fan of condoms" (Really?!! Now you tell me ... You know you guys could bring that stuff up BEFORE ... well ... BEFORE ... when I can have a coherent conversation ... but anyway ... I digress ...), so I say "No biggie ... We got this foamy stuff ..." YEAH!! Everybody's happy ... So ... I carefully apply said foamy stuff ... Wait a minute ... Hmmmm, not bad ... My fella jumps in ... Not 3 seconds later he literally jumps up outta bed and RUNS to the bathroom hollering about being on fire!! I tell ya, I couldn't have helped him if I had to because I was laughing so hard I couldn't get up!! Seriously, I didn't think it was uncomfortable at all ... In fact it was fairly pleasant ... Later, after he got out of the shower (LOL) he said "No wonder that stuff works ... There's NO WAY I could have finished what I started ..." You fellas seem to be a sensitive bunch ... haha! [/QUOTE]

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