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I showed mercy to a home invader,,, and now regret it.
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<blockquote data-quote="aarondhgraham" data-source="post: 4283975" data-attributes="member: 13337"><p>So there I was,,,</p><p>Sitting there in my kitchen,,,</p><p>Watching a movie on Netflix, not bothering anybody.</p><p></p><p>When out of the corner of my eye I see one of those tiny (1/2") black furry spiders,,,</p><p>You know the hairy ones I'm talking about,,,</p><p>That look like a tiny tarantula.</p><p></p><p>My first instinct was to turn it to jelly,,,</p><p>But I would have had to get up and get the fly swatter,,,</p><p>So in a fit of apathy I decided to use laziness as an excuse for mercy.</p><p></p><p>I watched as she wandered behind my stove.</p><p></p><p>Flash forward a few days and I am having my first cup of coffee,,,</p><p>Wondering why that grain of black pepper is moving.</p><p></p><p>Upon closer inspection through morning fuzzy eyes,,,</p><p>I discovered the mobile fleck of pepper...</p><p>Was a <span style="font-size: 9px">(1/16")</span> itsy-bitsy black spider.</p><p></p><p>I've now (after two days) squashed at least a dozen of the damned little things,,,</p><p>If I knew where "Mom" hatched her brood I would flood it in bug spray,,,</p><p>But I've seen the teeny-tiny little hell-spawned critters everywhere.</p><p></p><p>I guess that when they hatch,,,</p><p>They head out in all different directions,,,</p><p>So I guess I'm doomed to murdering them one at a time.</p><p></p><p>Couple dozen down,,,</p><p>Probably a hundred more to go.</p><p></p><p>Aarond,,,</p><p>The Arachnophobe!</p><p></p><p>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="aarondhgraham, post: 4283975, member: 13337"] So there I was,,, Sitting there in my kitchen,,, Watching a movie on Netflix, not bothering anybody. When out of the corner of my eye I see one of those tiny (1/2") black furry spiders,,, You know the hairy ones I'm talking about,,, That look like a tiny tarantula. My first instinct was to turn it to jelly,,, But I would have had to get up and get the fly swatter,,, So in a fit of apathy I decided to use laziness as an excuse for mercy. I watched as she wandered behind my stove. Flash forward a few days and I am having my first cup of coffee,,, Wondering why that grain of black pepper is moving. Upon closer inspection through morning fuzzy eyes,,, I discovered the mobile fleck of pepper... Was a [SIZE=1](1/16")[/SIZE] itsy-bitsy black spider. I've now (after two days) squashed at least a dozen of the damned little things,,, If I knew where "Mom" hatched her brood I would flood it in bug spray,,, But I've seen the teeny-tiny little hell-spawned critters everywhere. I guess that when they hatch,,, They head out in all different directions,,, So I guess I'm doomed to murdering them one at a time. Couple dozen down,,, Probably a hundred more to go. Aarond,,, The Arachnophobe! . [/QUOTE]
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