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<blockquote data-quote="Personofinterest" data-source="post: 3049553" data-attributes="member: 41027"><p>The DRUGS of US OLDER FOLKS!</p><p></p><p><strong>The Parents who drugged me !</strong></p><p></p><p>At my 50th high school reunion a friend asked me, 'Why didn't we have a drug problem when we were growing up?'</p><p></p><p>I replied that I had a drug problem when I was young:</p><p></p><p>I was drug to church on Sunday morning.</p><p></p><p>I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.</p><p></p><p>I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.</p><p></p><p>I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.</p><p></p><p>I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents,</p><p>told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with</p><p>respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the pastor.</p><p></p><p>I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out</p><p>with soap if I uttered a profanity.</p><p></p><p>I was drug out to pull weeds in mom or grandma's garden and</p><p>flower beds.</p><p></p><p>Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior</p><p>in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or</p><p>heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, the</p><p>USA would be a better place.</p><p></p><p><strong>God bless the parents who drugged us. <img src="/images/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>03</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Personofinterest, post: 3049553, member: 41027"] The DRUGS of US OLDER FOLKS! [B]The Parents who drugged me ![/B] At my 50th high school reunion a friend asked me, 'Why didn't we have a drug problem when we were growing up?' I replied that I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the pastor. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom or grandma's garden and flower beds. Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin, and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, the USA would be a better place. [B]God bless the parents who drugged us. :) 03[/B] [/QUOTE]
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