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<blockquote data-quote="Aries" data-source="post: 4391230" data-attributes="member: 44328"><p>An aggie decided he wanted to go ice fishing, he had never been before but always wanted to. He finally decided to go for it, and drove up to Minnesota to give it a try.</p><p></p><p>He pulls his truck out onto the ice, gets his saw and starts to cut through the ice, but hears a booming voice from above that says, "There are no fish under the ice."</p><p></p><p>The aggie perks up, looks around, and finally decides he must be hearing things. So he starts out again to cut a hole through the ice. But again, he hears the loud voice from above.... "There are NO FISH under the ice."</p><p></p><p>Now convinced he's not imagining things, but not sure what to think he sits still for a few seconds. Finally, he says, "God? Is that you?"</p><p></p><p>The voice from above says, "No."</p><p></p><p>The aggie pauses a few more seconds and says, "Then how do you KNOW there are no fish under the ice?"</p><p></p><p>The voice booms out one more time... "Because I OWN this skating rink."</p><p></p><p><img src="/images/smilies/new/pms2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":pms2:" title="Pms2 :pms2:" data-shortname=":pms2:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aries, post: 4391230, member: 44328"] An aggie decided he wanted to go ice fishing, he had never been before but always wanted to. He finally decided to go for it, and drove up to Minnesota to give it a try. He pulls his truck out onto the ice, gets his saw and starts to cut through the ice, but hears a booming voice from above that says, "There are no fish under the ice." The aggie perks up, looks around, and finally decides he must be hearing things. So he starts out again to cut a hole through the ice. But again, he hears the loud voice from above.... "There are NO FISH under the ice." Now convinced he's not imagining things, but not sure what to think he sits still for a few seconds. Finally, he says, "God? Is that you?" The voice from above says, "No." The aggie pauses a few more seconds and says, "Then how do you KNOW there are no fish under the ice?" The voice booms out one more time... "Because I OWN this skating rink." :pms2: [/QUOTE]
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