Indisputable Mathematical Logic

[KillShot]

It goes like this:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

What makes up 100% in life? Here's a mathematical formula that can help you answer that question:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far A$$ kissing will take you.

@-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there but it's the Bullsh*t and @$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now, you know why some people are where they are!

 

[Hipshot]

That explains alot!! LOL

 

[Cinaet]

Ha Ha. How very true.

 

[saltydecimator]

Are you a manager in need of ass kissing?

 

[HMFIC]

Lol Love It!

 

[Bierhunter]

That is so true!

I just sent it to my co-workers. It explains a lot.

 

[870WingBlaster]

pure awesomeness

 

[cherokee1]

That is great, and so so true!

 

[jbarnett]

True.

 

[jimeradams]

This DOES explain a lot that I had been wondering about!!