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<blockquote data-quote="KillShot" data-source="post: 1360983" data-attributes="member: 15018"><p>It goes like this:</p><p></p><p>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.</p><p></p><p>What makes up 100% in life? Here's a mathematical formula that can help you answer that question: </p><p></p><p>If: </p><p>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z </p><p></p><p>is represented as: </p><p>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. </p><p></p><p>Then: </p><p></p><p><strong>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K </strong></p><p>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = <strong>98%</strong> </p><p></p><p>and </p><p></p><p><strong>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E </strong></p><p>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = <strong>96%</strong> </p><p></p><p>But, </p><p></p><p><strong>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E </strong></p><p>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = <strong>100%</strong> </p><p></p><p>And, </p><p></p><p><strong>B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T </strong></p><p>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = <strong>103%</strong> </p><p></p><p>AND, look how far A$$ kissing will take you. </p><p></p><p><strong>@-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G </strong></p><p>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = <strong>118%</strong> </p><p></p><p>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there but it's the Bullsh*t and @$$ Kissing that will put you over the top. </p><p> </p><p></p><p>Now, you know why some people are where they are!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KillShot, post: 1360983, member: 15018"] It goes like this: Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. What makes up 100% in life? Here's a mathematical formula that can help you answer that question: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: [B]H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K [/B] 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = [B]98%[/B] and [B]K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E [/B] 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = [B]96%[/B] But, [B]A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E [/B] 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = [B]100%[/B] And, [B]B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T [/B] 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = [B]103%[/B] AND, look how far A$$ kissing will take you. [B]@-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G [/B] 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = [B]118%[/B] So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there but it's the Bullsh*t and @$$ Kissing that will put you over the top. Now, you know why some people are where they are! [/QUOTE]
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