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<blockquote data-quote="RidgeHunter" data-source="post: 1882150" data-attributes="member: 4319"><p><strong>GOP MATH QUIZ (TEACHER'S GRADING COPY):</strong></p><p></p><p>1. Billy Patriot has three apples. How many apples would Billy have if the Mexicans weren't hogging all his apples? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble don't pay taxes rabble rabble.)</p><p></p><p>2. A train leaves Dallas traveling at 43 MPH. It is delayed when it strikes a stalled car abandoned on the tracks. Using the demographics of Texas as your data set, what are the odds some silly Mexican fouled up the train schedule? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble what part of illegal don't LIEberals get rabble rabble.)</p><p></p><p>3. You have a degree, a belly, work in an air-conditioned office, and live in suburbia. How much of your mental energy is expended rationalizing your (expressed rhetorical) jealousy of a guy living in abject poverty whose curriculum vitae consists solely of a list of fruits he has experience picking? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble life of Riley Rodriguez rabble rabble rabble)</p><p></p><p><strong>FIND YOUR POLITICAL ORIENTATION QUIZ </strong></p><p></p><p>1. You think <em>This Land Is Your Land</em>, a song written by a man who penned "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deportee_%28Plane_Wreck_at_Los_Gatos%29" target="_blank">Deportees</a>", is a song that supports your xenophobia. T/F</p><p></p><p>2. You've never read an economic article or book without the word "alien" in it. T/F</p><p></p><p>3. 100% of your news comes from websites with banner ads featuring dead fetuses, waving flags, and/or ads to buy GOLD AND SEEDS NOW BEFORE IMMINENT GOV'T COLLAPSE. T/F </p><p></p><p>ANSWER KEY: Add total of answers marked "true". If less than 3, GET THA HELL OUTTA MUH COUNTRY YOU DEMONCRAT SOCIALIST</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RidgeHunter, post: 1882150, member: 4319"] [B]GOP MATH QUIZ (TEACHER'S GRADING COPY):[/B] 1. Billy Patriot has three apples. How many apples would Billy have if the Mexicans weren't hogging all his apples? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble don't pay taxes rabble rabble.) 2. A train leaves Dallas traveling at 43 MPH. It is delayed when it strikes a stalled car abandoned on the tracks. Using the demographics of Texas as your data set, what are the odds some silly Mexican fouled up the train schedule? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble what part of illegal don't LIEberals get rabble rabble.) 3. You have a degree, a belly, work in an air-conditioned office, and live in suburbia. How much of your mental energy is expended rationalizing your (expressed rhetorical) jealousy of a guy living in abject poverty whose curriculum vitae consists solely of a list of fruits he has experience picking? (Answer: Rabble rabble rabble life of Riley Rodriguez rabble rabble rabble) [B]FIND YOUR POLITICAL ORIENTATION QUIZ [/B] 1. You think [I]This Land Is Your Land[/I], a song written by a man who penned "[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deportee_%28Plane_Wreck_at_Los_Gatos%29"]Deportees[/URL]", is a song that supports your xenophobia. T/F 2. You've never read an economic article or book without the word "alien" in it. T/F 3. 100% of your news comes from websites with banner ads featuring dead fetuses, waving flags, and/or ads to buy GOLD AND SEEDS NOW BEFORE IMMINENT GOV'T COLLAPSE. T/F ANSWER KEY: Add total of answers marked "true". If less than 3, GET THA HELL OUTTA MUH COUNTRY YOU DEMONCRAT SOCIALIST [/QUOTE]
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