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<blockquote data-quote="RETOKSQUID" data-source="post: 1304855" data-attributes="member: 8681">A Cowboy walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand pulling a Bull with the other. He says to the waiter: &quot;I Want coffee.&quot; The waiter says, &quot;Sure. Coming right up.&quot; He gets the Cowpoke a tall mug of coffee..... who in turn drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the Bull with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the cowboy returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling Another bull with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter: &quot;Give me some coffee.&quot; The waiter says, &quot;Whoa there Cowpoke!&quot; We&#039;re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?&quot; The cowboy proudly says, &quot;Training for a position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="RETOKSQUID, post: 1304855, member: 8681"] A Cowboy walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand pulling a Bull with the other. He says to the waiter: "I Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up." He gets the Cowpoke a tall mug of coffee..... who in turn drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the Bull with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the cowboy returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling Another bull with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter: "Give me some coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa there Cowpoke!" We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The cowboy proudly says, "Training for a position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day." [/QUOTE]

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