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<blockquote data-quote="jbrentn" data-source="post: 1305302" data-attributes="member: 11156"><p>Three Big 12 football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot</p><p>sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and</p><p>discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the</p><p>Nebraska fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The</p><p>OSU fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.</p><p>Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the UO fan took off</p><p>his cap and placed it over her "youth."</p><p></p><p></p><p>The police were called and when the officer arrived,he conducted his</p><p>inspection. First, he lifted up the Nebraska cap,replaced it, and wrote</p><p>down some notes. Next, he lifted the OSU cap, replaced it, and</p><p>wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the UO cap,</p><p>replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time,</p><p>and replaced it one last time.</p><p></p><p>The UO fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a</p><p>pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and</p><p>looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when</p><p>I look under a UO hat, I find an a$$hole.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jbrentn, post: 1305302, member: 11156"] Three Big 12 football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Nebraska fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The OSU fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the UO fan took off his cap and placed it over her "youth." The police were called and when the officer arrived,he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Nebraska cap,replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the OSU cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the UO cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The UO fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a UO hat, I find an a$$hole. [/QUOTE]
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