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<blockquote data-quote="Cohiba" data-source="post: 1305442" data-attributes="member: 2550">A Deputy stops at a cattle farm and talks with the old farmerwho&#039;s the owner.He tells the farmer, &#039;I need to inspect your property forillegally grown marijuana.&#039;The old Farmer says, &#039;Okay, but don&#039;t go in that field over there.&#039;The officer verbally explodes saying, &quot;Mister, I have theauthority of the Federal Government with me!&quot; Pointing to thebadge on his chest he proudly says,&quot;See this badge? Thisbadge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. Noquestions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand my POWER and AUTHORITY!!??The old farmer nods politely, and goes about his chores.Later, the old guy hears loud screams for help and spies thedeputy running for his life! Close behind is the farmer&#039;s hugebreeder bull.With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. Theofficer is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throwsdown his manure fork, runs to the fence and yells at the top ofhis lungs.....&quot;Your badge! Show him your badge!&quot; [Broken External Image]Cohiba</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Cohiba, post: 1305442, member: 2550"] A Deputy stops at a cattle farm and talks with the old farmer who's the owner. He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your property for illegally grown marijuana.' The old Farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Pointing to the badge on his chest he proudly says,"See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand my POWER and AUTHORITY!!?? The old farmer nods politely, and goes about his chores. Later, the old guy hears loud screams for help and spies the deputy running for his life! Close behind is the farmer's huge breeder bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws down his manure fork, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge! Show him your badge!" [b][Broken External Image][/b] Cohiba [/QUOTE]

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