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<blockquote data-quote="Bush Dog" data-source="post: 1293773" data-attributes="member: 13393"><p>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.</p><p>-Jay Leno</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?</p><p>A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.</p><p>-Conan O'Brien</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?</p><p>A: A fund raiser.</p><p>-Jay Leno</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?</p><p>A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.</p><p>-David Letterman</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?</p><p>A: America !</p><p>-Jimmy Fallon</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?</p><p>A: Bo has papers.</p><p>-Jimmy Kimmel</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?</p><p>A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.</p><p>-David Letterman</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bush Dog, post: 1293773, member: 13393"] America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. -Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -David Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! -Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. -Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -David Letterman [/QUOTE]
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