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Jokes in really, REALLY bad taste ...

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Annie, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. rc508pir

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    Wrong!!!
     
  2. rc508pir

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    Just wrong!!!
     
  3. rc508pir

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    Even more WRONG!!!!! LOL
     
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    Priceless
     
  5. emapples

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    I think we nee a no holds barred room/section......no hurt feelers or,don't go in that room
     
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    A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
    At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
    Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
     
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    Why do you not go down on a woman in the morning? Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
     
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    What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
     
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    Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing.

    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home....

    Sergeant: What is her height?

    Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    Sergeant: Weight?

    Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

    Sergeant: Color of eyes?

    Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

    Sergeant: Color of hair?

    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

    Sergeant: What was she wearing?

    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

    Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

    Husband: She went in my truck.

    Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?


    Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold
    hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio,
    six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.

    Sergeant: Take it easy, we'll find your truck.
     
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    What do you call a woman without an asshole??

    SINGLE ... :pms2:

    :lookaroun

    What??!?!!?!?!:mosh::musketeers::naughty:
     
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