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Jokes in really, REALLY bad taste ...

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Annie, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. tRidiot

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    Absolutely frigging disgusting.


    I can't imagine drinking from the same beer bottle as someone else...
     
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    I was thinking how sad it was that out of 3 guys none of them had enough talent to make that beer bottle tip over.
     
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    Sir, step away from the toolbox!
    A lawyer went into the hospital for surgery and when he woke up the room was dark; the blinds were closed and the curtains were pulled shut.
    The lawyer asked a nurse, "Why is it so dark in here?"
    And the nurse replied, "Oh, the building next door caught on fire and we didn't want you to wake up and think the surgery was a failure."
     
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    The Guinness video I posted was a COMMERICAL that ran in Australia...try having a commercial like that here. Get it...share a beer/share a girl.



    How many drank from the beer?? I was watching the female and thinking of Rick James song..Superfreak. There's a line in the song...three's not a crowd to her she says....
     
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    My guess is that beer was warm too.
     
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    That was my point... it was tongue in cheek.
     
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    The question is, who's tongue in who's cheek?
     
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    Never ever go to a gay bar-b-que. All the hot dogs taste like crap.

    Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion

    Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

    People are like potatoes.

    We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
     
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    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

    KABOOM!

    He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

    KA-BLOOEY!

    Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

    BULLS-EYE!

    "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

    So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football and the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

    The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his Mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says." You are not my son!"

    "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

    "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,...

    "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!
     

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