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Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Annie, Sep 1, 2017.
Is this a joke or documentary?
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, how do you determine whether an older person should be put in an old age home?
Well, he said, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub.
Oh, I understand, I said, a normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
No, he said, a normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window or the door?
One day this lil girl name Patty, noticed that the neighbors moved out and left a duck behind.. So she bounced over there and snagged the duck and took it home.. Well daddy said no and take it to town and sell it.. On her way to town she meets up with this boy named Grumpy Grumpy say's hey girl where ya going with that duck ? She says I have to take it to town and sell it, Grumpy says I'll tell ya what, I'll give you a fk for that duck, she ponders for a moment and off to the bushes they go.. Then they part ways and Patty went onto town anyway, well on her way back from town she runs into the boy again toting the duck towards town, where you going with that duck ? Grump says I can't keep it either, she says I'll tell you what I'll give you a fk for the duck, off to the bushes for a 2nd round.. While in the bushes truck driver runs over the duck, they come running out and the truck driver says who's duck ? Patty says mine and the truck driver hands her 2 bucks.. She makes it home and dad says how'd ya do kid
she says awesome dad, I gotta fk for the duck, a duck for a fk and 2 bucks for a fk'd up duck.. @THAT Gurl
I see what ya did there.
Hey, it worked in Saipan.
I heard that one in high school. Didn't know it would go over here. I have lots and lots more. I could make a truck driver blush.
Those kinds of jokes are EXACTLY why I created this thread ...
I grew up around ranchers and mecbanics. 'Nuff said ...