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Jokes in really, REALLY bad taste ...

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Annie, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. murphranch

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    What's Irish and doesn't have the sense to come in out of the rain?
    Paddy O Furniture

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    I heard that one as "what's Irish and stays out all night?"

    Q: Why don't they cremate Irishmen?
    A: They did once and it took two weeks to put out the flames.

    This joke was incorporated into the Gaelic Storm song Never Drink 'em Dry (Johnny Tarr's Funeral):
    We rolled him out the door
    To the morgue at Bishoptown
    We asked them if they cremate him
    But the coroner wore a frown
    He sadly shook his head and said
    Your plan won't work so well
    There's so much booze inside his veins
    He'll blow this place to hell
     
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    Biden's mom is calling out to him from an upstairs window:

    Joseph Robinette! Joseph Robinette, you stay away from that wheelbarrow! You don't know anything about machinery!!
     
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    A guy is on a driving tour of Scotland. He comes over a hill and laid out below is a nice village on a bay with a pier out into the water, sailboats tied up, just a really nice looking town so he decides to stop for lunch and a drink.
    He goes into a pub and sits at the bar and orders. He gets to talking to the guy next to him and finally introduces himself and asks the other guy's name. The guy says,
    "Well, did you notice the stone wall beside the road as you came down the hill? I built that and it has never leaned, cracked or fallen. Do you think they call me Macdonald the wall builder? No.
    And did you notice the pier in the bay. I built that and it has survived 25 years of storms with no damage. Do you think they call me Macdonald the pier builder? No.
    And look at this bar. I built it by myself and it is the longest and most famous bar in Scotland. Do you think they call me Macdonald the bar builder? No.
    But you f**k just one goat."
     
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    I guess whoever deleted my joke agrees. I can understand, that is by far the worst joke I know,but I thought that was the whole point of this thread?

    no worries though. I’ll tone it down and take another crack at it later.
     
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    U2 is playing a concert in Glasgow, and in between songs, Bono starts slowly clapping his hands over his head. As the crowd quiets, he looks out at them and says, "every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

    From somewhere in the back, a voice cries out, "well, stop yer clapping, ye heartless bastard!"
     
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    Ok ... Now I need to know ... PM me! Lol
     
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    me too
     
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