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<blockquote data-quote="Chief Sapulpa" data-source="post: 3655730" data-attributes="member: 18458">I have a bunch of these printed up and put on windshields...1.&nbsp; &nbsp; This parking job violates the law. Of physics.2.&nbsp; &nbsp; Did you park like this or was there an earthquake?3.&nbsp; &nbsp; Couldn&#039;t decide which space to park in, huh?4.&nbsp; &nbsp; Your car isn&#039;t nice enough to park in two spots.5.&nbsp; &nbsp; I used to park like this. Then I turned 6.6.&nbsp; &nbsp; Is your name Katrina? Because this parking job&#039;s a disaster.7.&nbsp; &nbsp; I would&#039;ve flipped you the bird, but this fits my mousey personality much better.8.&nbsp; &nbsp; If parking were a game of Chess, you&#039;d lose.9.&nbsp; &nbsp; You&#039;re a space hog.10.&nbsp; &nbsp; Did you park this or land this?11.&nbsp; &nbsp; Maybe a GPS system could&#039;ve helped you find the middle of this parking spot.12.&nbsp; &nbsp; It was either this, or put a crowbar through your window.13.&nbsp; &nbsp; The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would&#039;ve pulled out.14.&nbsp; &nbsp; Didn&#039;t know it was &quot;National Let Your Child Drive You to Work Day.&quot;15.&nbsp; &nbsp; Double parking hints at something deeper.16.&nbsp; &nbsp; Parking isn&#039;t your thing. Stick to drive-thru’s.17.&nbsp; &nbsp; Hope you&#039;re better between the sheets than you are between the lines.18.&nbsp; &nbsp; Apparently you have boundary issues.19.&nbsp; &nbsp; Aliens searching for intelligent life would see your parking job and leave.&quot;This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don&#039;t like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 pm). Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Chief Sapulpa, post: 3655730, member: 18458"] I have a bunch of these printed up and put on windshields... 1. This parking job violates the law. Of physics. 2. Did you park like this or was there an earthquake? 3. Couldn't decide which space to park in, huh? 4. Your car isn't nice enough to park in two spots. 5. I used to park like this. Then I turned 6. 6. Is your name Katrina? Because this parking job's a disaster. 7. I would've flipped you the bird, but this fits my mousey personality much better. 8. If parking were a game of Chess, you'd lose. 9. You're a space hog. 10. Did you park this or land this? 11. Maybe a GPS system could've helped you find the middle of this parking spot. 12. It was either this, or put a crowbar through your window. 13. The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would've pulled out. 14. Didn't know it was "National Let Your Child Drive You to Work Day." 15. Double parking hints at something deeper. 16. Parking isn't your thing. Stick to drive-thru’s. 17. Hope you're better between the sheets than you are between the lines. 18. Apparently you have boundary issues. 19. Aliens searching for intelligent life would see your parking job and leave. "This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories. I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 pm). Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." [/QUOTE]

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