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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Glock &#039;em down" data-source="post: 2106111" data-attributes="member: 684">Three surgeons were having coffee one morning just before doing major surgeries.The first surgeon says, "I've got an easy one today. I've gotta do open heart surgery on a plumber. Plumbers are easy. Everything is elbows, Tees and straight pipes."The second surgeon says, "no, mine is easier. I've got an electrician. Everything inside an electrician is color coded."The third surgeon laughs and says, "I've got both of you guys beat. Today, I'm doing a lawyer."The other two surgeons ask what's so special about a lawyer?The third surgeon replies, "simple...they have no heart, no guts, no spine and you don't even need to use an anesthetic because they have no feelings!"</blockquote>