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<blockquote data-quote="okiebryan" data-source="post: 2106221" data-attributes="member: 24457"><p>What's brown and black and looks REALLY good on an attorney? A Doberman Pinscher</p><p></p><p>One day, God calls Satan on the phone.</p><p>"Satan, my angels just came back from a perimeter patrol, and it seems that the fence separating heaven and hell was badly damaged in last night's storm."</p><p></p><p>"Yeah, so...what's that got to do with me?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, Satan..maybe you forgot, but last time we fixed the fence. It's your turn. When can you get on that?"</p><p></p><p>"I'm not fixing any fence. Do it yourself."</p><p></p><p>"Now, Satan..we have a contract. We are supposed to take turns making necessary repairs. Step up and do what you are supposed to do."</p><p></p><p>"No, God.. I'm not fixing the fence."</p><p></p><p>"Satan, am I going to have to sue you to get you to honor your end of the deal?"</p><p></p><p>Satan starts laughing uncontrollably. God asks, "What are you laughing about?"</p><p></p><p>Satan catches his breath and says, "Sue me? Where are you possibly going to find a lawyer?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="okiebryan, post: 2106221, member: 24457"] What's brown and black and looks REALLY good on an attorney? A Doberman Pinscher One day, God calls Satan on the phone. "Satan, my angels just came back from a perimeter patrol, and it seems that the fence separating heaven and hell was badly damaged in last night's storm." "Yeah, so...what's that got to do with me?" "Well, Satan..maybe you forgot, but last time we fixed the fence. It's your turn. When can you get on that?" "I'm not fixing any fence. Do it yourself." "Now, Satan..we have a contract. We are supposed to take turns making necessary repairs. Step up and do what you are supposed to do." "No, God.. I'm not fixing the fence." "Satan, am I going to have to sue you to get you to honor your end of the deal?" Satan starts laughing uncontrollably. God asks, "What are you laughing about?" Satan catches his breath and says, "Sue me? Where are you possibly going to find a lawyer?" [/QUOTE]
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