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<blockquote data-quote="BadgeBunny" data-source="post: 2106505" data-attributes="member: 1242"><p>I used to work for a lawyer who LOVED lawyer jokes. He collected them and had a calligrapher friend of his write them up. Then he would have them framed. The entire wall around his diplomas was covered with lawyer jokes! He was a hoot!</p><p></p><p>This one was on his desk. It was his favorite.</p><p></p><p>"How do you help a drowning lawyer? Put your foot on his head."</p><p></p><p>Here's another one I remember being in a judge's chambers on the desk: </p><p></p><p>"Every lawyer knows the judge. Good lawyers have drinks with the judge. Great lawyers play golf with the judge."</p><p></p><p>That one kinda irked me because 1. it was on the judge's desk and 2. yeah, we all know it's true, but why rub our noses in it??</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BadgeBunny, post: 2106505, member: 1242"] I used to work for a lawyer who LOVED lawyer jokes. He collected them and had a calligrapher friend of his write them up. Then he would have them framed. The entire wall around his diplomas was covered with lawyer jokes! He was a hoot! This one was on his desk. It was his favorite. "How do you help a drowning lawyer? Put your foot on his head." Here's another one I remember being in a judge's chambers on the desk: "Every lawyer knows the judge. Good lawyers have drinks with the judge. Great lawyers play golf with the judge." That one kinda irked me because 1. it was on the judge's desk and 2. yeah, we all know it's true, but why rub our noses in it?? [/QUOTE]
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