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<blockquote data-quote="Defnestor" data-source="post: 2649522" data-attributes="member: 28732"><p>Jerry's grandfather passed away, and left Jerry his old pocket watch.</p><p>Jerry noticed the watch was broken, when he held it up to his ear, it would go "tick...tick...tick"</p><p>Jerry was talking to a co-worker about it. The co-worker told him to take it to a jeweler, and gave him the address of an old German jeweler, who did watch repair.</p><p>Jerry took the watch and and explained the problem. The old German jeweler held the watch to his ear, "tick...tick...tick".</p><p>"Come back next veek", the jeweler said.</p><p>After Jerry had left, the old German jeweler took the watch in the back and secured it in a vise. The watch kept ticking.</p><p></p><p>The old German jeweler adjusted his monocle and addressed the watch. "Ve haf vays to make you tock."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Defnestor, post: 2649522, member: 28732"] Jerry's grandfather passed away, and left Jerry his old pocket watch. Jerry noticed the watch was broken, when he held it up to his ear, it would go "tick...tick...tick" Jerry was talking to a co-worker about it. The co-worker told him to take it to a jeweler, and gave him the address of an old German jeweler, who did watch repair. Jerry took the watch and and explained the problem. The old German jeweler held the watch to his ear, "tick...tick...tick". "Come back next veek", the jeweler said. After Jerry had left, the old German jeweler took the watch in the back and secured it in a vise. The watch kept ticking. The old German jeweler adjusted his monocle and addressed the watch. "Ve haf vays to make you tock." [/QUOTE]
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