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<blockquote data-quote="steelhorse" data-source="post: 1573554" data-attributes="member: 18274"><p>Official Announcement: </p><p></p><p>The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. </p><p></p><p>It just doesn't get more accurate than that!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Did you know:</p><p></p><p>A. That the words "race car" spelled backward still spell "race car"?</p><p></p><p>B. That "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?</p><p></p><p>C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you"?</p><p></p><p>How weird is that ???</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="steelhorse, post: 1573554, member: 18274"] Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that! Did you know: A. That the words "race car" spelled backward still spell "race car"? B. That "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"? C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you"? How weird is that ??? [/QUOTE]
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