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<blockquote data-quote="338Shooter" data-source="post: 2042358" data-attributes="member: 3449"><p>I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.</p><p>I said to her, "Nice legs."</p><p>The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."</p><p>I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now. " </p><p></p><p></p><p>Mowed the lawn today, and after I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers.</p><p>The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.</p><p>Finally I thought about an age old question:</p><p>Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?</p><p>Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.</p><p>Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.</p><p>Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;</p><p>And here is the reason for my conclusion</p><p>A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,</p><p>"it might be nice to have another child."</p><p>On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,</p><p>"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."</p><p>Case closed.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="338Shooter, post: 2042358, member: 3449"] I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said to her, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now. " Mowed the lawn today, and after I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; And here is the reason for my conclusion A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." Case closed. [/QUOTE]
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