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<blockquote data-quote="SoonerP226" data-source="post: 2157444" data-attributes="member: 26737">A cowboy was sitting at the bar when an attractive lady walked up to him.&quot;Are you a real cowboy?&quot; she asked.&quot;Well, ma&#039;am, I was purt-near borned a-horseback, and I spend nigh on t&#039;all of my day a-horseback punching cattle, so, yeah, you could say I&#039;m a real cowboy.&quot;&quot;Wow, I&#039;ve never met a real cowboy before.&quot;&quot;Ma&#039;am, if it wouldn&#039;t be too forward, would you mind if&#039;n I was to buy you a drink?&quot;&quot;Yes, but I should warn you that I&#039;m a lesbian.&quot;The cowboy shot her a quizzical look. &quot;Ma&#039;am, what&#039;s a lesbian?&quot;She paused for a minute, then gestured towards an attractive woman at the other end of the bar. &quot;You see that blonde down there? There&#039;s nothing I&#039;d like more than to take her and make wild, passionate love to her.&quot;The cowboy nods, and the lady moves on. Some time later, a couple enters the bar and walks up to the cowboy.&quot;Excuse me sir, but are you a real cowboy?&quot;With a slightly confused look he turns to them. &quot;Well, I used to think I was. Turns out, I&#039;m a lesbian.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="SoonerP226, post: 2157444, member: 26737"] A cowboy was sitting at the bar when an attractive lady walked up to him. "Are you a real cowboy?" she asked. "Well, ma'am, I was purt-near borned a-horseback, and I spend nigh on t'all of my day a-horseback punching cattle, so, yeah, you could say I'm a real cowboy." "Wow, I've never met a real cowboy before." "Ma'am, if it wouldn't be too forward, would you mind if'n I was to buy you a drink?" "Yes, but I should warn you that I'm a lesbian." The cowboy shot her a quizzical look. "Ma'am, what's a lesbian?" She paused for a minute, then gestured towards an attractive woman at the other end of the bar. "You see that blonde down there? There's nothing I'd like more than to take her and make wild, passionate love to her." The cowboy nods, and the lady moves on. Some time later, a couple enters the bar and walks up to the cowboy. "Excuse me sir, but are you a real cowboy?" With a slightly confused look he turns to them. "Well, I used to think I was. Turns out, I'm a lesbian." [/QUOTE]

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