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<blockquote data-quote="SoonerP226" data-source="post: 2228160" data-attributes="member: 26737">A plane was carrying a load of Congressmen back to Washington when it disappeared off radar in bad weather. After frantic searching and computer modeling of the flight paths, they finally decided that it must have gone down in western Oklahoma, near the town of Watonga. The FAA then contacted the Blaine County sheriff, who, upon hearing the approximate location, figured out that it was old Fred Smith&#039;s wheat field, a particularly remote place down a partially-gravelled dirt section road.The road was almost impassible in places, but thanks to the miracle of four wheel drive, the sheriff was able to get through. When he finally arrived on the scene, he saw the old man had just finished filling the last of about twenty graves.&quot;Well, Fred, it looks like something really bad happened here.&quot;&quot;Yup. I was out on the back forty when it started to rain, so I made for the hay barn over here. About the time I got here, I seen this plane come screamin&#039; over the treetops, then it just plowed into my field over yonder. I recognized some of the passengers from the TV, and I saw a whole bunch of official looking papers, so I figured they must be Congressmen.&quot;&quot;Yep, that&#039;s what they were. I see you&#039;ve buried a bunch of &#039;em. Are they all dead?&quot;&quot;Well, a few of them claimed they wasn&#039;t, but you know how them crooked politicians lie.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="SoonerP226, post: 2228160, member: 26737"] A plane was carrying a load of Congressmen back to Washington when it disappeared off radar in bad weather. After frantic searching and computer modeling of the flight paths, they finally decided that it must have gone down in western Oklahoma, near the town of Watonga. The FAA then contacted the Blaine County sheriff, who, upon hearing the approximate location, figured out that it was old Fred Smith's wheat field, a particularly remote place down a partially-gravelled dirt section road. The road was almost impassible in places, but thanks to the miracle of four wheel drive, the sheriff was able to get through. When he finally arrived on the scene, he saw the old man had just finished filling the last of about twenty graves. "Well, Fred, it looks like something really bad happened here." "Yup. I was out on the back forty when it started to rain, so I made for the hay barn over here. About the time I got here, I seen this plane come screamin' over the treetops, then it just plowed into my field over yonder. I recognized some of the passengers from the TV, and I saw a whole bunch of official looking papers, so I figured they must be Congressmen." "Yep, that's what they were. I see you've buried a bunch of 'em. Are they all dead?" "Well, a few of them claimed they wasn't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie." [/QUOTE]

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