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<blockquote data-quote="turkeyrun" data-source="post: 2297225" data-attributes="member: 27991"><p>Man arrives at the 'Pearly Gates' and is amazed to see a huge wall of clocks.</p><p>He asks St. Peter about all those clocks. St. Peter replies, "everyone has a clock and every time you tell a lie it moves forward 1 minute. That first clock belonged to Mother Teresa, it never moved. The second one is Abe Lincoln's, it moved only twice."</p><p>The man says, " WOW, that is awesome. Where is Prez Babba's clock?"</p><p>St. Peter tells him, "Oh, it is in Jesus's office, he is using it for a ceiling fan."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turkeyrun, post: 2297225, member: 27991"] Man arrives at the 'Pearly Gates' and is amazed to see a huge wall of clocks. He asks St. Peter about all those clocks. St. Peter replies, "everyone has a clock and every time you tell a lie it moves forward 1 minute. That first clock belonged to Mother Teresa, it never moved. The second one is Abe Lincoln's, it moved only twice." The man says, " WOW, that is awesome. Where is Prez Babba's clock?" St. Peter tells him, "Oh, it is in Jesus's office, he is using it for a ceiling fan." [/QUOTE]
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