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<blockquote data-quote="SoonerP226" data-source="post: 2324657" data-attributes="member: 26737">Three generals, one Army, one Marine, and one Air Force, are heading for a tour of the central compound of a combined-forces exercise. As generals will do, they got to discussing bravey and which service had the bravest troops. They first encounter the Army area, and happen upon a smart-looking soldier in full battle gear. Immediately upon seeing the brass, he snaps to attention.&quot;Gentlemen, let me show you something about bravery.&quot; He turns to the soldier. &quot;Solider! Stop that HumVee!&quot;&quot;Yessir!&quot; shouts the soldier, who then proceeds to jump in front of the vehicle and be smashed to the ground.&quot;Gentlemen,&quot; says the general, turning back to the group, &quot;that took bravery.&quot;The othe generals nod in agreement, and they keep moving.Next up is the Marine Corps compound. A picture-perfect Marine stops his preparations and snaps to attention in front of the generals. &quot;I&#039;ll show you men guts,&quot; the Marine general says, turning to the young man. &quot;Marine! Stop that tank!&quot;&quot;Aye aye, sir!&quot; shouts the Marine as he snaps off a perfect salute and jumps in front of the tank. As with the previous soldier, he&#039;s creamed by the vehicle.&quot;That,&quot; says the general to the others, &quot;took guts.&quot;The other generals nod, and they continue on their way. Finally, they reach the tarmac of the Air Force facilities. An obviously harried, tired looking airman in a wrinkled, grease-stained uniform is sitting on a crate next to the tarmac smoking a cigarette.With a knowing look, the Air Force general addresses the other two. &quot;You want to see bravery? Watch this.&quot;He turns to the airman. &quot;Airman! Stop that F-16!&quot;The airman doesn&#039;t even stand up. He looks directly at the general, the cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth. &quot;Sir? You crazy, sir? F**k you, sir!&quot;&quot;Now gentlemen,&quot; he says, turning back to the others with a smile, &quot;that took balls!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="SoonerP226, post: 2324657, member: 26737"] Three generals, one Army, one Marine, and one Air Force, are heading for a tour of the central compound of a combined-forces exercise. As generals will do, they got to discussing bravey and which service had the bravest troops. They first encounter the Army area, and happen upon a smart-looking soldier in full battle gear. Immediately upon seeing the brass, he snaps to attention. "Gentlemen, let me show you something about bravery." He turns to the soldier. "Solider! Stop that HumVee!" "Yessir!" shouts the soldier, who then proceeds to jump in front of the vehicle and be smashed to the ground. "Gentlemen," says the general, turning back to the group, "that took bravery." The othe generals nod in agreement, and they keep moving. Next up is the Marine Corps compound. A picture-perfect Marine stops his preparations and snaps to attention in front of the generals. "I'll show you men guts," the Marine general says, turning to the young man. "Marine! Stop that tank!" "Aye aye, sir!" shouts the Marine as he snaps off a perfect salute and jumps in front of the tank. As with the previous soldier, he's creamed by the vehicle. "That," says the general to the others, "took guts." The other generals nod, and they continue on their way. Finally, they reach the tarmac of the Air Force facilities. An obviously harried, tired looking airman in a wrinkled, grease-stained uniform is sitting on a crate next to the tarmac smoking a cigarette. With a knowing look, the Air Force general addresses the other two. "You want to see bravery? Watch this." He turns to the airman. "Airman! Stop that F-16!" The airman doesn't even stand up. He looks directly at the general, the cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth. "Sir? You crazy, sir? F**k you, sir!" "Now gentlemen," he says, turning back to the others with a smile, "[I]that[/I] took balls!" [/QUOTE]

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