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<blockquote data-quote="Teeeroy" data-source="post: 415233" data-attributes="member: 3872"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">was </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">voice activated.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Willie?'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">' Willie!' He continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">replaced </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Willie Nelson.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">'Beatles,' I'd </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">get one of their awesome songs.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and nearly creamed my new </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">truck, but </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I swerved in time to avoid them. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I yelled, 'A**holes!' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Fonda and</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">John</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">on </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on </span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Scotch.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Damn, I LOVE this truck!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Teeeroy, post: 415233, member: 3872"] [FONT=Arial]I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I [/FONT][FONT=Arial]couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio [/FONT][FONT=Arial]was [/FONT][FONT=Arial]voice activated.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or [/FONT][FONT=Arial]Willie?'[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]' Willie!' He continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' [/FONT][FONT=Arial]replaced [/FONT][FONT=Arial]Willie Nelson.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, [/FONT][FONT=Arial]'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, [/FONT][FONT=Arial]'Beatles,' I'd [/FONT][FONT=Arial]get one of their awesome songs.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Yesterday, some guys ran a red light and nearly creamed my new [/FONT][FONT=Arial]truck, but [/FONT][FONT=Arial]I swerved in time to avoid them. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]I yelled, 'A**holes!' [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane [/FONT][FONT=Arial]Fonda and[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with [/FONT][FONT=Arial]John[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi [/FONT][FONT=Arial]on [/FONT][FONT=Arial]tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on [/FONT][FONT=Arial]Scotch.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Damn, I LOVE this truck![/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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