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<blockquote data-quote="Nimaro" data-source="post: 2545525" data-attributes="member: 24443"><p>Not so! </p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2011/03/29/richard-hennessey-caught-masturbating-at-mentor-super-k-mart" target="_blank">http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2011/03/29/richard-hennessey-caught-masturbating-at-mentor-super-k-mart</a></p><p></p><p>Richard Hennessey Caught Masturbating at Mentor Super K-Mart</p><p>Posted By Kyle Swenson on Tue, Mar 29, 2011 at 11:21 AM</p><p>K-Mart: Not the public library computer room.</p><p>K-Mart: Not the public library computer room.</p><p>Place: Holding Cell, Mentor Police Station. </p><p>Time: Monday afternoon</p><p></p><p>Inmate 1: Man, I’ve been in here for hours. What you in for?</p><p>Inmate 2: I hear that, my man. I’m OVI, you? </p><p>Inmate 1: Child support payments. What about you over there?</p><p>Inmate 3: I got caught masturbating at Super K Mart. Before lunch. In the men's department.</p><p></p><p>Awkward silence.</p><p></p><p>Inmate 3 would be Richard A. Hennessey, the 28-year old caught choking his Kojak at the Super K-Mart in Mentor on Monday. According to the News-Herald, a loss prevention professional, usually the ones on the look-out for shoppers putting stuff into their clothing, spotted Hennessey hangin’ brains in the men’s department at around 10:42 a.m.</p><p></p><p>As the onanist made for the door, he was arrested by police. He’s been wrung up on charges of first-degree public indecency, a misdemeanor. If convicted, he could serve six months in jail, where he'll have plenty of time to himself. Zing!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nimaro, post: 2545525, member: 24443"] Not so! [URL="http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2011/03/29/richard-hennessey-caught-masturbating-at-mentor-super-k-mart"]http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2011/03/29/richard-hennessey-caught-masturbating-at-mentor-super-k-mart[/URL] Richard Hennessey Caught Masturbating at Mentor Super K-Mart Posted By Kyle Swenson on Tue, Mar 29, 2011 at 11:21 AM K-Mart: Not the public library computer room. K-Mart: Not the public library computer room. Place: Holding Cell, Mentor Police Station. Time: Monday afternoon Inmate 1: Man, I’ve been in here for hours. What you in for? Inmate 2: I hear that, my man. I’m OVI, you? Inmate 1: Child support payments. What about you over there? Inmate 3: I got caught masturbating at Super K Mart. Before lunch. In the men's department. Awkward silence. Inmate 3 would be Richard A. Hennessey, the 28-year old caught choking his Kojak at the Super K-Mart in Mentor on Monday. According to the News-Herald, a loss prevention professional, usually the ones on the look-out for shoppers putting stuff into their clothing, spotted Hennessey hangin’ brains in the men’s department at around 10:42 a.m. As the onanist made for the door, he was arrested by police. He’s been wrung up on charges of first-degree public indecency, a misdemeanor. If convicted, he could serve six months in jail, where he'll have plenty of time to himself. Zing! [/QUOTE]
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