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<blockquote data-quote="THAT Gurl" data-source="post: 4240898" data-attributes="member: 45551"><p>Grumpy did some weird stuff too, but he was on the regular Ambien. Last time he took any was the night he woke up buck naked in the garage "looking for something". It was the dead of winter and a walk-in freezer would have been warmer than our garage. Have no idea how long he was out there but his feet were absolutely frozen, and his lips were turning blue. His teeth didn't stop chattering for quite a while.</p><p></p><p>My favorite Ambien story is this one:</p><p></p><p>Grumpy was working hoot shift. That's why he was taking Ambien -- trying to sleep during the day. Anyway, he would come home, have some breakfast, take his meds, get undressed and go to bed.</p><p></p><p>This morning he took his meds, and then got his breakfast. I look over to see him sitting in his recliner, in full uniform, feet up, sound asleep.</p><p></p><p>With a piece of bacon hanging out of his mouth like a limp cigarette. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /></p><p></p><p>So ... I take his plate out of his lap, get him standing up and start trying to help him to bed. Good thing we have a long narrow hallway, otherwise I would have NEVER managed getting him to the bedroom.</p><p></p><p>ALL the way down the hall he kept saying "I wanna go to the kitchen. I need some more bacon." Or some variation on that theme. He was so unsteady he couldn't walk without help. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /> Literally CRYING like a toddler who's been told "no more candy", in the middle of the hallway. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /></p><p></p><p>I FINALLY got him to the bedroom where he sat down on the edge of the bed, looked me dead in the eye and then just slow-motion fell back onto the bed. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤦" title="🤦" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f926.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /></p><p></p><p>Ok, so now he's laying flat on his back in the middle of the bed, with his legs hanging off the edge of the bed, IN FULL UNIFORM -- bulletproof vest, combat boots and all. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /></p><p></p><p>You guys have not lived until you've tried to take combat boots and a bulletproof vest off of what amounts to a dead body and then get it to get up in a bed "proper".</p><p></p><p>He has absolutely no recollection of any of this little as adventure. Except he woke up later that afternoon with bacon in his mouth! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤣" title="🤣" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f923.png" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="THAT Gurl, post: 4240898, member: 45551"] Grumpy did some weird stuff too, but he was on the regular Ambien. Last time he took any was the night he woke up buck naked in the garage "looking for something". It was the dead of winter and a walk-in freezer would have been warmer than our garage. Have no idea how long he was out there but his feet were absolutely frozen, and his lips were turning blue. His teeth didn't stop chattering for quite a while. My favorite Ambien story is this one: Grumpy was working hoot shift. That's why he was taking Ambien -- trying to sleep during the day. Anyway, he would come home, have some breakfast, take his meds, get undressed and go to bed. This morning he took his meds, and then got his breakfast. I look over to see him sitting in his recliner, in full uniform, feet up, sound asleep. With a piece of bacon hanging out of his mouth like a limp cigarette. 🤣🤣 So ... I take his plate out of his lap, get him standing up and start trying to help him to bed. Good thing we have a long narrow hallway, otherwise I would have NEVER managed getting him to the bedroom. ALL the way down the hall he kept saying "I wanna go to the kitchen. I need some more bacon." Or some variation on that theme. He was so unsteady he couldn't walk without help. 🤣 Literally CRYING like a toddler who's been told "no more candy", in the middle of the hallway. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I FINALLY got him to the bedroom where he sat down on the edge of the bed, looked me dead in the eye and then just slow-motion fell back onto the bed. 🤦🤣🤣🤣 Ok, so now he's laying flat on his back in the middle of the bed, with his legs hanging off the edge of the bed, IN FULL UNIFORM -- bulletproof vest, combat boots and all. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys have not lived until you've tried to take combat boots and a bulletproof vest off of what amounts to a dead body and then get it to get up in a bed "proper". He has absolutely no recollection of any of this little as adventure. Except he woke up later that afternoon with bacon in his mouth! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [/QUOTE]
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