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Mean Jokes

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by gerhard1, Mar 15, 2021.

  1. Aries

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    Was at camp one time for a week, one of the counselors got his overalls wet in a water fight Sunday night. So he hung them on a clothesline out in front of the dorm to dry. For the rest of the week, every time he was busy on another part of the campus, we would dampen his overalls with the water hose. He would go by 2-3 times a day, feel them, and go hmmmm.... still damp, and spent all week trying to figure out why his overalls wouldn't dry in 90 plus degree heat.
     
  2. DRC458

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    Went to school with a girl named Nita Funk.
     
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    My major in college was russian. I didn't know that there was russian in any high school.
     
  4. gerhard1

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    I absolutely assure you that I was telling the truth. Further, a friend in New York told me that he took it in HS there.
     
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    Was she?
     
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    Back in the early eighties at Falls Creek church camp.
    Went with the youth group from my cousins church. We stayed in one of the tiny cabins to the left right as you enter the main gate.
    kitchen was in the middle and the girls on one side, boys on the other. There was one boy in the group, kind of a loner, always kept to himself, he was really an odd duck.
    This kid had a top bunk all the way at the end, and every night at lights out he would sprint and leap on to the bed. Don't claim responsibility for coming up with the idea, but assisted in removing all but just enough of the mattress support that kept gravity from taking over.
    And yes, that almost caused everyone to return back to Tulsa mid week.
     
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    Going through college after class we went to town and on the way back picked up a dead skunk. We trashbagged him and flung it inside a guys dorm room while he was in the john. Heard the screams like a three year old girl all the way to the lounge area.

    I don't know who it was but our dorm mother's desk was defiled with someone's defecation every night for a week. His nickname was The Mad Shtter. I swear it was not me. She was like a grandmother to me.

    I saw a six foot nine cowboy with a dip in his lip mockingly ask a four foot five Korean kid about him being able to kick his cowboy hat off his head. Swish! Six foot nine casually walked over and picked up his hat mumbling, "Yup, that's what I heard."
     
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    1980's fraternity house. We had a guy who would use our bathroom to take a dump nearly every day. Spring break while home working cattle I had a bright idea.
    Cattle prod (with fresh batteries), extension cord, wire nuts, coat hanger and a soft cushion seat. It took a while to get the coat hanger fed correctly on both sides, but the sounds that happened when the button was pushed, priceless.
    No one used our can after.
     
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    Couldn't say, personally.


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  10. Lee Beaittie

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    The Co I work for has a station mgr at DFW who's name Is Harry Johnson...lol
     
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