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<blockquote data-quote="Werewolf" data-source="post: 1936802" data-attributes="member: 239"><p><strong>Melbourne <span style="color: black">International</span><span style="color: black"> Airport</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Melbourne Tower </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Saudi Air </span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">: </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">"Thank you Melbourne .. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R Allah be Praised."</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Melbourne Tower </span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">: </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">" Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."</span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Iran Air </span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">: </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">"Thank you Melbourne .. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."</span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">Pause.... </span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Saudi Air </span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">: </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">" MELBOURNE TOWER - MELBOURNE TOWER !"</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Melbourne Tower </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..." </span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Saudi Air</span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"> : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. ... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Melbourne Tower </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">: "Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Werewolf, post: 1936802, member: 239"] [B]Melbourne [COLOR=black]International[/COLOR][COLOR=black] Airport[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Melbourne Tower [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R." [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Saudi Air [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]: [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]"Thank you Melbourne .. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R Allah be Praised."[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Melbourne Tower [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]: [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]" Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Iran Air [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]: [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]"Thank you Melbourne .. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Pause.... [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Saudi Air [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]: [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]" MELBOURNE TOWER - MELBOURNE TOWER !"[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Melbourne Tower [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..." [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Saudi Air[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black] : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. ... INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Melbourne Tower [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]: "Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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