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<blockquote data-quote="6shooter" data-source="post: 1317585" data-attributes="member: 6945">Ever since I was a child, I&#039;ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.So I went to a shrink and told him . . . &#039;I&#039;ve got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there&#039;s somebody under it. I&#039;m scared. I think I&#039;m going crazy.&#039;&#039;Just put yourself in my hands for one year,&#039; said the shrink. &#039;Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..&#039;&#039;How much do you charge?&#039;&#039;Eighty dollars per visit,&#039; replied the Doctor.&#039;I&#039;ll sleep on it,&#039; I said.Six months later the doctor met me on the street. &#039;Why didn&#039;t you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?&#039; he asked.&#039;Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!&#039;&nbsp;&#039;Is that so!&#039; With a bit of an attitude he said, &#039;and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?&#039;&nbsp;&#039;He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain&#039;t nobody under there now!&#039;&nbsp;GO HAVE A DRINK &amp; TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!&nbsp;Life is too short.....drink more beer today&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="/images/smilies/new/drunk5.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":drunk5:" title="Drunk5&nbsp; &nbsp; :drunk5:" data-shortname=":drunk5:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="6shooter, post: 1317585, member: 6945"] Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him . . . 'I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the Doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!' GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER! Life is too short.....drink more beer today :drunk5: [/QUOTE]

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