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<blockquote data-quote="Traxxis" data-source="post: 1385637" data-attributes="member: 8980"><p>so, let me start off by directing you to the posts of the last two days. <a href="http://www.okshooters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106794" target="_blank">Day one</a>, Friday, Nemo, the cat, knocks over Kara's 1000 piece puzzle she had been working on for a few weeks and destroys it.</p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.okshooters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106851" target="_blank">Day two</a>, the dogs DESTROYED the trash can and left it all for us when we got home.</p><p></p><p>All this brings us to today. After a fun night of bowling with friends, we come home to an unmistakable smell. Now, bare in mind, we have had these two dogs for three years, and NEVER have they pooped or pee'd (sp?) in the house. Well, after a minute or two of searching for it, I stumble upon it.... where?</p><p></p><p>Apparently her dog, Boo, got the Christmas garland that Kara had just brought out (right before we left for bowling) confused with actual grass. Oh yes, she showed us just what she thought about Kara's Christmas decorations.</p><p></p><p>Now, I know the first two installments included illustrations to better portray the acts of the viscious animals living amongst us, however I do not feel as though the illustrations of tonight's adventures are necessary for you to fully understand the effects of it all.</p><p></p><p>I gotta say, I am impressed that her aim was such that it all hit the garland and narrowly avoided the rug, as I am certain that Kara would have thrown the rug away, lest she have to watch me clean it up. It was funny seeing her gag though... <img src="/images/smilies/smile.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p><p></p><p>Which is another thing I don't understand, how can she clean up Lord knows what that comes out of all orifices of a baby, but she can't handle this???</p><p></p><p>You can't make this stuff up people...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Traxxis, post: 1385637, member: 8980"] so, let me start off by directing you to the posts of the last two days. [URL="http://www.okshooters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106794"]Day one[/URL], Friday, Nemo, the cat, knocks over Kara's 1000 piece puzzle she had been working on for a few weeks and destroys it. [URL="http://www.okshooters.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106851"]Day two[/URL], the dogs DESTROYED the trash can and left it all for us when we got home. All this brings us to today. After a fun night of bowling with friends, we come home to an unmistakable smell. Now, bare in mind, we have had these two dogs for three years, and NEVER have they pooped or pee'd (sp?) in the house. Well, after a minute or two of searching for it, I stumble upon it.... where? Apparently her dog, Boo, got the Christmas garland that Kara had just brought out (right before we left for bowling) confused with actual grass. Oh yes, she showed us just what she thought about Kara's Christmas decorations. Now, I know the first two installments included illustrations to better portray the acts of the viscious animals living amongst us, however I do not feel as though the illustrations of tonight's adventures are necessary for you to fully understand the effects of it all. I gotta say, I am impressed that her aim was such that it all hit the garland and narrowly avoided the rug, as I am certain that Kara would have thrown the rug away, lest she have to watch me clean it up. It was funny seeing her gag though... :) Which is another thing I don't understand, how can she clean up Lord knows what that comes out of all orifices of a baby, but she can't handle this??? You can't make this stuff up people... [/QUOTE]
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