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<blockquote data-quote="bulbboy" data-source="post: 2133565" data-attributes="member: 11"><p>Here you go:</p><p></p><p>I would like to expose all of Mr. Crappy Amazon Seller's filthy, subversive, and destructive activities. For practical reasons, I have to confine my discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which I have something new to say. It does not take much perspicacity to see that Crappy Amazon Seller is offended by anything that might suggest that he is crazier than a road lizard. By somewhat the same token, although I admit it's not an exact parallel, I've repeatedly pointed out to Crappy Amazon Seller that he frequently engages in violent fantasies involving arrogant reavers. That apparently didn't register with him, though. Oh, well; I guess Crappy Amazon Seller knows exactly where he wants his foes. He wants to put them in the lowest-paying jobs. He wants to put them outside the equal protection of the law. He wants to put them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness. And then he expects them to sing his praises? The reality is that people used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that cameralism has its stronghold among lawless Luddites. After seeing Crappy Amazon Seller pass off all sorts of shabby and obviously catty stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience" these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that when it comes to Crappy Amazon Seller's holier-than-thou attitudes, I believe that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to invite all the people who have been harmed by Crappy Amazon Seller to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. The sooner we do that the better because wherever you look, you'll see him enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity.</p><p></p><p>I'm not a froward person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Crappy Amazon Seller's encomiasts and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to derail Crappy Amazon Seller's diabolic little schemes. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather eat our nation to its bones because that's what Crappy Amazon Seller wants. He once said that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. His trained seals and others capable of little more than rote psittacism are now saying that too. In contrast, I say that Crappy Amazon Seller's bruta fulmina may have been conceived in idealism, but they quickly degenerated into stuck-up isolationism.</p><p></p><p>Even if our society had no social problems at all we could still say that Crappy Amazon Seller has already begun eroticizing relations of dominance and subordination. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. What's more, there is an alternative to lying down passively for the executioner. The alternative is to improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society-the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth-all of whose lives are made miserable by Crappy Amazon Seller. In particular, he doesn't want us to solve the problems of irrationalism, jingoism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. He wants us to behave like sheep, not showing any inclination to saunter off in a direction other than that in which the shepherd (Crappy Amazon Seller) wants us to go. Crappy Amazon Seller intends to keep us sheep blissfully ignorant of the fact that one of the effrontive, coldhearted brutes in his employ has penned an extensive treatise whose thesis is that Crappy Amazon Seller would never even consider bringing ugliness and nastiness into our lives. Contrary to what that embarrassingly emollient hagiography asserts, only the assembled and concentrated might of a national passion rearing up in its strength can put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. More than that, if Crappy Amazon Seller got his way, he'd be able to irrationalize thinking on every issue. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that.</p><p></p><p>A central fault line runs through each of Crappy Amazon Seller's claims. Specifically, it doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of Crappy Amazon Seller's perceptions in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must study the problem and recommend corrective action. If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to put Crappy Amazon Seller in his place.</p><p></p><p>We mustn't be content to patch and darn, to piece and cobble at the worn and rotten fabric of Crappy Amazon Seller's inerudite plans for the future. Instead we must deal summarily with sinister utopians. Crappy Amazon Seller's fibs are like the Hydra from Greek mythology. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to resolve a number of lingering problems. The only way to destroy Crappy Amazon Seller's Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that he managed to convince a bunch of unambitious autocrats to help him convince others that base-minded dole-sucking parasites are the "chosen people" of scriptural prophecy. What was the quid pro quo there? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why I thrive on debates, statistics, and getting the facts right. And the facts in this case indicate that when a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, Crappy Amazon Seller is drunk with power, which is why we must get people to stop believing lies that were forged in the fiery pits of hell. Finally, no letter about Mr. Crappy Amazon Seller would be complete without mention of some of the absolutely careless schemes that Crappy Amazon Seller supports. Although there are a plenitude of examples from which to choose, the most careless would have to be Crappy Amazon Seller's proposal to cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills. That's the sort of thing that keeps me up at night.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bulbboy, post: 2133565, member: 11"] Here you go: I would like to expose all of Mr. Crappy Amazon Seller's filthy, subversive, and destructive activities. For practical reasons, I have to confine my discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which I have something new to say. It does not take much perspicacity to see that Crappy Amazon Seller is offended by anything that might suggest that he is crazier than a road lizard. By somewhat the same token, although I admit it's not an exact parallel, I've repeatedly pointed out to Crappy Amazon Seller that he frequently engages in violent fantasies involving arrogant reavers. That apparently didn't register with him, though. Oh, well; I guess Crappy Amazon Seller knows exactly where he wants his foes. He wants to put them in the lowest-paying jobs. He wants to put them outside the equal protection of the law. He wants to put them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness. And then he expects them to sing his praises? The reality is that people used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that cameralism has its stronghold among lawless Luddites. After seeing Crappy Amazon Seller pass off all sorts of shabby and obviously catty stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience" these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that when it comes to Crappy Amazon Seller's holier-than-thou attitudes, I believe that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to invite all the people who have been harmed by Crappy Amazon Seller to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. The sooner we do that the better because wherever you look, you'll see him enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. I'm not a froward person. I'd like nothing more than to extend my hand in friendship to Crappy Amazon Seller's encomiasts and convey my hope that in the days to come we can work together to derail Crappy Amazon Seller's diabolic little schemes. Unfortunately, knowing them, they'd rather eat our nation to its bones because that's what Crappy Amazon Seller wants. He once said that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. His trained seals and others capable of little more than rote psittacism are now saying that too. In contrast, I say that Crappy Amazon Seller's bruta fulmina may have been conceived in idealism, but they quickly degenerated into stuck-up isolationism. Even if our society had no social problems at all we could still say that Crappy Amazon Seller has already begun eroticizing relations of dominance and subordination. I wish I were joking, but I'm not. What's more, there is an alternative to lying down passively for the executioner. The alternative is to improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society-the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth-all of whose lives are made miserable by Crappy Amazon Seller. In particular, he doesn't want us to solve the problems of irrationalism, jingoism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity. He wants us to behave like sheep, not showing any inclination to saunter off in a direction other than that in which the shepherd (Crappy Amazon Seller) wants us to go. Crappy Amazon Seller intends to keep us sheep blissfully ignorant of the fact that one of the effrontive, coldhearted brutes in his employ has penned an extensive treatise whose thesis is that Crappy Amazon Seller would never even consider bringing ugliness and nastiness into our lives. Contrary to what that embarrassingly emollient hagiography asserts, only the assembled and concentrated might of a national passion rearing up in its strength can put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. More than that, if Crappy Amazon Seller got his way, he'd be able to irrationalize thinking on every issue. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. A central fault line runs through each of Crappy Amazon Seller's claims. Specifically, it doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of Crappy Amazon Seller's perceptions in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must study the problem and recommend corrective action. If the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to put Crappy Amazon Seller in his place. We mustn't be content to patch and darn, to piece and cobble at the worn and rotten fabric of Crappy Amazon Seller's inerudite plans for the future. Instead we must deal summarily with sinister utopians. Crappy Amazon Seller's fibs are like the Hydra from Greek mythology. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to resolve a number of lingering problems. The only way to destroy Crappy Amazon Seller's Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that he managed to convince a bunch of unambitious autocrats to help him convince others that base-minded dole-sucking parasites are the "chosen people" of scriptural prophecy. What was the quid pro quo there? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why I thrive on debates, statistics, and getting the facts right. And the facts in this case indicate that when a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, Crappy Amazon Seller is drunk with power, which is why we must get people to stop believing lies that were forged in the fiery pits of hell. Finally, no letter about Mr. Crappy Amazon Seller would be complete without mention of some of the absolutely careless schemes that Crappy Amazon Seller supports. Although there are a plenitude of examples from which to choose, the most careless would have to be Crappy Amazon Seller's proposal to cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills. That's the sort of thing that keeps me up at night. [/QUOTE]
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