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<blockquote data-quote="turkeyrun" data-source="post: 4104030" data-attributes="member: 27991"><p>While in college, I had a 33 yo FWB. My buddy was always making snide remarks. One Saturday night, he and I were bar hopping. We ran across my gf and her co-worker. </p><p></p><p>After a couple hours of dancing and drinking, Jim tells me that "the old lady (she was 41)" asked to drive him home. (we were in my car).</p><p></p><p>The next afternoon, I asked him how it went.</p><p></p><p>He says, "the old bat is CRAZY! 1st, she drove him to her house. Saying it was closer and she was afraid to drive alone.</p><p>2nd, they go into the house and she says she is going to get comfortable, he could fix them a drink. 3rd, he fixed drinks, was looking at pictures on the fireplace mantel, she walks in NAKED. He is holding a picture and asked who it was?</p><p>4th, she says it is her daughter. He asked if he could get a date with her? The crazy byotch threw him out and he had to walk home."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="turkeyrun, post: 4104030, member: 27991"] While in college, I had a 33 yo FWB. My buddy was always making snide remarks. One Saturday night, he and I were bar hopping. We ran across my gf and her co-worker. After a couple hours of dancing and drinking, Jim tells me that "the old lady (she was 41)" asked to drive him home. (we were in my car). The next afternoon, I asked him how it went. He says, "the old bat is CRAZY! 1st, she drove him to her house. Saying it was closer and she was afraid to drive alone. 2nd, they go into the house and she says she is going to get comfortable, he could fix them a drink. 3rd, he fixed drinks, was looking at pictures on the fireplace mantel, she walks in NAKED. He is holding a picture and asked who it was? 4th, she says it is her daughter. He asked if he could get a date with her? The crazy byotch threw him out and he had to walk home." [/QUOTE]
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