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<blockquote data-quote="NikatKimber" data-source="post: 2202003" data-attributes="member: 423"><p>+1 to this.</p><p></p><p>I'd like to see the conversation go like this:</p><p></p><p>Caller: "Omigod omigod my ex is trying to break in, I think he's gonna kill me!!"</p><p>Dispatch: "Remain calm ma'am, what you need to do, is go get your gun from wherever you keep it, and if he breaks in, shoot him."</p><p>Caller: "WHAT?!?!? I don't have a gun. I think guns are evil! Send the Police to protect me!"</p><p>Dispatch: "Excuse me ma'am, you said you don't have a gun?!? You have an angry Ex and you don't have a gun? Are you retarded?"</p><p>....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NikatKimber, post: 2202003, member: 423"] +1 to this. I'd like to see the conversation go like this: Caller: "Omigod omigod my ex is trying to break in, I think he's gonna kill me!!" Dispatch: "Remain calm ma'am, what you need to do, is go get your gun from wherever you keep it, and if he breaks in, shoot him." Caller: "WHAT?!?!? I don't have a gun. I think guns are evil! Send the Police to protect me!" Dispatch: "Excuse me ma'am, you said you don't have a gun?!? You have an angry Ex and you don't have a gun? Are you retarded?" .... [/QUOTE]
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