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<blockquote data-quote="Hobbes" data-source="post: 1313810" data-attributes="member: 3371">Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? Isn&#039;t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? OK ..... so if the&nbsp; Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the &#039;Jags&#039; and the&nbsp; Tampa&nbsp;&nbsp; Bay&nbsp; Buccaneers are known&nbsp; as the &#039;Bucs,&#039; what does that make the&nbsp; Tennessee&nbsp; Titans? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn&#039;t it&nbsp; follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,&nbsp; models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?What hair color do they put on the driver&#039;s licenses of&nbsp; bald men? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Hobbes, post: 1313810, member: 3371"] Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? OK ..... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one enjoys it? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. [/QUOTE]

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