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<blockquote data-quote="NikatKimber" data-source="post: 1320557" data-attributes="member: 423">You know they call corn-on-the-cob, &quot;corn-on-the-cob&quot;, but that&#039;s how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It&#039;s not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it &quot;Mitch&quot;, and then re-attached it, and call it &quot;Mitch-all-together&quot;. I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, &quot;Please try again.&quot; because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... &quot;Come on Mitchell, don&#039;t give up!&quot; An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top. I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don&#039;t call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That&#039;s way more satisfying...My Favorite:I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, &quot;You&#039;re gonna have to move, you&#039;re blocking a fire exit.&quot; As though if there was a fire, I wasn&#039;t gonna run. If you&#039;re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="NikatKimber, post: 1320557, member: 423"] You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together". I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top. I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips... I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... My Favorite: I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. [/QUOTE]

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