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<blockquote data-quote="NationalMatch" data-source="post: 3725879" data-attributes="member: 48586">Yep.&nbsp; Only in America.&nbsp; Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in America do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our junk in the garage. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won&#039;t miss a call from someone we didn&#039;t want to talk to in the first place. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packs of twelve and buns in packs of eight. Only in America do we use the word &quot;politics&quot; to describe the process of Government: &quot;Poli&quot; in Latin meaning &quot;many&quot; and &quot;tics&quot; meaning &quot;blood sucking creatures.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="NationalMatch, post: 3725879, member: 48586"] Yep. Only in America. [I]Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America do Supermarkets make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in America do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters. [B]Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our junk in the garage.[/B] Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packs of twelve and buns in packs of eight. Only in America do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures."[/I] [/QUOTE]

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