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<blockquote data-quote="Big House" data-source="post: 1834955" data-attributes="member: 9011"><p>True story...Wife and I were in Joplin, MO several months ago. Wife is driving because I refuse to drive her car that has a cracked windshield. The crack is right at eye level for me, but since she has to look through the steering wheel to see, it's no problem for her.</p><p></p><p>Anyway, she is making a right turn from main onto 7th street. She turns wide and ends up in the inside lane. We go through two sets of lights and she she's the lightbar going crazy behind her. She pulls across the traffic onto a side street. I'm scratching my on that move, but it gets better. The city cop comes up and asks her if she knew why she was stopped. Being the ever so loving husband, I din't mention the lane turn because she thinks I pick on her driving skills too much. I knew why, but I was waiting to hear her ask what she did wrong. Just as she is handing him the DL and insurance she starts screaming and looks like she about to crawl out the window.</p><p></p><p>Now, if you knew my wife and the size of the window she was trying to crawl through, you can imagine my expression as what I was witnessing. After the initial shock of the screaming and trying to crawl out the window my next thought was she got tased. But for what, I thought everything was ok?</p><p></p><p>My excellent observation, I had missed the spider that had fallen from the sun visor onto her hand that was on the steering wheel. Luckily for her, the officer had seen the whole thing, started laughing. Handed her her DL and insurance card and said to have a great day. The guy was still laughing as she pulled away.</p><p></p><p>Moral to the story, there are more ways to skin a cat. </p><p></p><p>And for me, I still critique her driving. <img src="/images/smilies/rotflmao.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rotflmao:" title="Rotflmao :rotflmao:" data-shortname=":rotflmao:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big House, post: 1834955, member: 9011"] True story...Wife and I were in Joplin, MO several months ago. Wife is driving because I refuse to drive her car that has a cracked windshield. The crack is right at eye level for me, but since she has to look through the steering wheel to see, it's no problem for her. Anyway, she is making a right turn from main onto 7th street. She turns wide and ends up in the inside lane. We go through two sets of lights and she she's the lightbar going crazy behind her. She pulls across the traffic onto a side street. I'm scratching my on that move, but it gets better. The city cop comes up and asks her if she knew why she was stopped. Being the ever so loving husband, I din't mention the lane turn because she thinks I pick on her driving skills too much. I knew why, but I was waiting to hear her ask what she did wrong. Just as she is handing him the DL and insurance she starts screaming and looks like she about to crawl out the window. Now, if you knew my wife and the size of the window she was trying to crawl through, you can imagine my expression as what I was witnessing. After the initial shock of the screaming and trying to crawl out the window my next thought was she got tased. But for what, I thought everything was ok? My excellent observation, I had missed the spider that had fallen from the sun visor onto her hand that was on the steering wheel. Luckily for her, the officer had seen the whole thing, started laughing. Handed her her DL and insurance card and said to have a great day. The guy was still laughing as she pulled away. Moral to the story, there are more ways to skin a cat. And for me, I still critique her driving. :rotflmao: [/QUOTE]
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