Ok, ThaMastaChief - I'm throwing down the sammich gauntlet!

[tRidiot]

I'm glad you're back, and all, but let's not forget that wimmin's are supposed to make sammiches not because men are incapable...

...but really just because we're usually too lazy!


And now... without further ado....



TOP THIS!




<teaser>

Ok, I'll throw in layers 2 & 3 in this post, since we're just getting started!

Yes, yes, that's mayo (REAL HELLMAN'S MAYO, not some Miracle Whip crap!) peeeking out from under there...

And a soft-fried egg. Cooked in? Nothing other than BACON GREASE! That's right! Salt & pepper on both sides, fried just right, the slightest bit of runniness to part of the yolk, white all cooked but still soft, not fried hard.

Stay tuned, chilluns....

 

[tRidiot]

And now..... for layer FOUR. - And yes, I'm counting the mayo as a layer! It makes it more impressive to have eleventy-billion layers, so it COUNTS! It's my cooking show and I make up the rules (as I go)!

That's right, a nice thick slice of pepper jack cheese!!!

Now, top that!

Oh yeah?

Yeah....

Yes I can...

Although.... I think you can probably guess my next layer from a clue in post #1, layer #3!

Can you?

Can you?????




Wait for it.....

 

[tRidiot]

Ok, next layer (this is layer 5, for those counting - if you're keeping up and following along with the mayo being its own layer!).


Did you guess it right? What did you guess?


Was it.....






THIS???????

Of COURSE you did!!!!! Who wouldn't have guessed this was coming???


But... did you guess



THIS????

That's right, chilluns.... a SECOND layer of BACON!!!!!




Oh ho, but we're not done yet... not by a longshot. Not even CLOSE. Layer 6 only completes the BASE of our epic sammich today!




Stand by!

 

[tRidiot]

And so, on to layer 7.... it's time for veggies!


Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.... veggies??? Come on, veggies have their place, too.... and layer 7 seems to be the place!

Fresh-picked, home grown, out of my own planter box. The best, tomatoes, right?




Oh, ho, but now it's time to continue the veggie-fest with layer 8!!! So what else do we have?


Nope... I know what you're thinking, but that's not it!


THIS is it!!!!

Nice, creamy avocado slices for layer 8!!!


And then....

 

[tRidiot]

NOW it's time for the lettuce....


...and another layer of mayo and the final piece of bread.


I give you... layers 9, 10 and 11.

Oh, but wait.... you didn't think that was it, did you????



I had a little sumthin' goin' off-camera here while ya'll was all occupied and such...

 

[tRidiot]

Yup, you guessed it, didn't you????

No way in hail just ONE of those monsters was gonna be made and consumerized! Add in the remainder of the avocado and tomato as a tasty, edible garnish, and you've got a real meal.


All washed down with liberal amounts of Mt. Dew!






I hope you enjoyed my slideshow, and TMC, or anyone else who wants to take up the challenge - GET AFTER IT!!!!

 

[264Magnum]

Dirty counter. No side arm. No knife. No drink. No napkin. Plain white bread.

0.5/10

 

[tRidiot]

Dirty counter. No side arm. No knife. No drink. No napkin. Plain white bread.

0.5/10

Bleh... counter was clean when I started. The rest - meh.

It was good eats.

 

[Mr.Glock]

Your killin a guy trying to get rid of his belly. Plain out internet killing with photos! LOL!

 

[264Magnum]

Bleh... counter was clean when I started. The rest - meh.

It was good eats.

You got the .5 because the pics were in focus.