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OMG she’s crazy 😜 Remove that chid now😪
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<blockquote data-quote="THAT Gurl" data-source="post: 4091326" data-attributes="member: 45551"><p><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😲" title="Astonished face :astonished:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f632.png" data-shortname=":astonished:" /> I hate to tell her this but spending your childhood being treated by the veterinarian is no walk in the park. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face :grimacing:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62c.png" data-shortname=":grimacing:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face :grimacing:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62c.png" data-shortname=":grimacing:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face :grimacing:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62c.png" data-shortname=":grimacing:" /></p><p></p><p>And until that "cat" is eating Friskies out of a bowl on the ground (and drinking plain old water -- no ice -- outta the bowl next to it) and sleeping in a crate every night. No school, just "spray bottle" learning for that little ****.</p><p></p><p>I think this is a fairly common thing -- for kids to pretend they are some sort of critter. We were sitting at the dinner table one night when my oldest -- he was 5 or 6 at the time -- started licking the back of his hands. My dad didn't miss a beat, and didn't even look up from his dinner plate ...</p><p></p><p>Daddy: HEY!! Grandkid #1 wtf are you doing??</p><p>GK #1: I'm a cat.</p><p>Daddy (again without missing a beat) says: GK #1, you see that flyswatter over there??</p><p>GK #1 (tentatively stops licking his hand): Uhhhh, yeah ...</p><p>Daddy: Do you remember what happened to the last cat that got on the table??</p><p>GK #1 (Puts hand in lap and raises head back up): Uhhhhh, yes ...</p><p>Daddy: Yes, what?</p><p>GK #1: Yes, sir.</p><p></p><p>That was the one and only time he tried to be a cat. It was never mentioned again. And btw, Daddy never once looked over at him, didn't stop eating, didn't use a harsh tone. But that's just the way Daddy was -- quiet, pragmatic and you knew you were messing with the wrong guy in short order. </p><p></p><p>It's funny how things like that shape our lives -- I still laugh at men 3 times my size who stomp their feet, yell and scream and make a spectacle of themselves. But I'll NEVER turn my back on the quiet ones in the corner just watching the show. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤷" title="Person shrugging :person_shrugging:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f937.png" data-shortname=":person_shrugging:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="THAT Gurl, post: 4091326, member: 45551"] 😲 I hate to tell her this but spending your childhood being treated by the veterinarian is no walk in the park. 😬😬😬 And until that "cat" is eating Friskies out of a bowl on the ground (and drinking plain old water -- no ice -- outta the bowl next to it) and sleeping in a crate every night. No school, just "spray bottle" learning for that little ****. I think this is a fairly common thing -- for kids to pretend they are some sort of critter. We were sitting at the dinner table one night when my oldest -- he was 5 or 6 at the time -- started licking the back of his hands. My dad didn't miss a beat, and didn't even look up from his dinner plate ... Daddy: HEY!! Grandkid #1 wtf are you doing?? GK #1: I'm a cat. Daddy (again without missing a beat) says: GK #1, you see that flyswatter over there?? GK #1 (tentatively stops licking his hand): Uhhhh, yeah ... Daddy: Do you remember what happened to the last cat that got on the table?? GK #1 (Puts hand in lap and raises head back up): Uhhhhh, yes ... Daddy: Yes, what? GK #1: Yes, sir. That was the one and only time he tried to be a cat. It was never mentioned again. And btw, Daddy never once looked over at him, didn't stop eating, didn't use a harsh tone. But that's just the way Daddy was -- quiet, pragmatic and you knew you were messing with the wrong guy in short order. It's funny how things like that shape our lives -- I still laugh at men 3 times my size who stomp their feet, yell and scream and make a spectacle of themselves. But I'll NEVER turn my back on the quiet ones in the corner just watching the show. 🤷😂😂😂 [/QUOTE]
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