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<blockquote data-quote="Aries" data-source="post: 3566014" data-attributes="member: 44328"><p>Kid tells his dad he's going to get married, but he says when I get married I'm not going to be henpecked like you, I'm going to be the head of my family.</p><p></p><p>Dad says to the kid, "I tell ya what... you hook the brown mule and the black mule up to the old wagon and load the old wagon up with chickens, then you go all around this valley and talk to every husband in the valley. When you find a husband who is henpecked, you give him one of the chickens. When you find one who is not henpecked, you give him one of the mules. I GUARANTEE you will run out of chickens before you run out of mules."</p><p></p><p>So the kid says okay, I will. And he spends all day going around the valley talking to husbands, and all he has given out is chickens.</p><p></p><p>He finally comes to one farm house and knocks on the door. A man comes to the door and the kid explains, "I'm talking to all the husbands in the valley to find out who is henpecked and who is not. If you are henpecked, I will give you one of these chickens, but if you are not, I will give you one of these mules."</p><p></p><p>The man says, "Well, you'll have to give me a mule, because I am NOT henpecked."</p><p>The kid says, "Okay, which mule do you want?"</p><p>The man says, "I'll take the brown one."</p><p>His wife sticks her head out the window and says, "Take the black one!"</p><p>The man says, "I'll take the black one."</p><p>The kid says, "You'll take a chicken, like everyone else."</p><p></p><p><img src="/images/smilies/new/pms2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":pms2:" title="Pms2 :pms2:" data-shortname=":pms2:" /></p><p></p><p>It's funnier if you can tell it in person.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aries, post: 3566014, member: 44328"] Kid tells his dad he's going to get married, but he says when I get married I'm not going to be henpecked like you, I'm going to be the head of my family. Dad says to the kid, "I tell ya what... you hook the brown mule and the black mule up to the old wagon and load the old wagon up with chickens, then you go all around this valley and talk to every husband in the valley. When you find a husband who is henpecked, you give him one of the chickens. When you find one who is not henpecked, you give him one of the mules. I GUARANTEE you will run out of chickens before you run out of mules." So the kid says okay, I will. And he spends all day going around the valley talking to husbands, and all he has given out is chickens. He finally comes to one farm house and knocks on the door. A man comes to the door and the kid explains, "I'm talking to all the husbands in the valley to find out who is henpecked and who is not. If you are henpecked, I will give you one of these chickens, but if you are not, I will give you one of these mules." The man says, "Well, you'll have to give me a mule, because I am NOT henpecked." The kid says, "Okay, which mule do you want?" The man says, "I'll take the brown one." His wife sticks her head out the window and says, "Take the black one!" The man says, "I'll take the black one." The kid says, "You'll take a chicken, like everyone else." :pms2: It's funnier if you can tell it in person. [/QUOTE]
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