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Message: <blockquote data-quote="THAT Gurl" data-source="post: 4071958" data-attributes="member: 45551">Hey guys. Nothing interesting to report here. Well ... Except ... I went and spent about a $100 on Ms. Beaky yesterday. She's healthy but thinks the cats are her friends so I was a little hesitant to release her back into the wild because of all the feral cats around here. So I was gonna make her habitat a little more habitable. Plus, I needed to rig up a way to keep her from escaping every time I open the lid. I'd hate for the dog to get her. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤷" title="🤷" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f937.png" />So ... I crack open the lid in top of her aquarium -- just enough to slide my hand it AND OOFFFFFF!!! she goes!! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😮" title="😮" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62e.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😮" title="😮" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62e.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😮" title="😮" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62e.png" /> GODDAMMIT!! She flies across the living room headed for the sofa! WHERE DAWG IS HANGING OUT! <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😮" title="😮" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62e.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👀" title="👀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f440.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😮" title="😮" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62e.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👀" title="👀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f440.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😮" title="😮" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62e.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👀" title="👀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f440.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😮" title="😮" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62e.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="👀" title="👀" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f440.png" />You know where this is going, right?? ****ing Dawg got ****ing Ms. Beaky midflight. Chomp! That was it. Ms. Beaky was pretty unceremoniously held until I was sure she had been released from her mortal coil then wrapped up in a Ziploc bag and tossed in the trash. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😢" title="😢" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f622.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😢" title="😢" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f622.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😢" title="😢" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f622.png" />Now I have $100 worth of **** from PetsMart I need to take back ... <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😑" title="😑" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f611.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙄" title="🙄" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🙄" title="🙄" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f644.png" /> FML ...</blockquote>

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