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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Firpo" data-source="post: 4165129" data-attributes="member: 45550">Boy, some of you guys remind me of this joke. A young college freshman was assigned a report on longevity in her science class. Feeling some good field investigation would be in order she headed down to the old folks home to interview some of their more seasoned citizens. When asked his secret to longevity the first old gentleman responded that he'd been a man of God as far back as he could remember. He attributed his long life to hard working and clean living. The young student sheepishly asked his age, he straightened up as best he could and proudly stated he was 98 years old. Next she asks a rather spry old gal what she felt contributed to her long life. She said she was always active, never fooled around with drink nor was she promiscuous. When asked her age she responded that she was 96 years young. Finally she got around to speaking with Charlie who had been closely watching her the entire time. So this youngster begins to talk with Old Charlie and asks him what he felt was his secret to longevity. He shockingly responded by stating he had been a heavy drinker, sometimes would polish off a pint by morning's end. He also said he loved the ladies and was quite proud of his accomplishments in the bedroom. Lastly he said he had lived on a diet of fried food and avoided exercise at all costs. Taken back by his surprising answers she then asked him his age. He said in a weak, shaky voice that he'd be 36 this coming April. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="😂" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" /><img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="😂" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" /></blockquote>

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