Paracord Lanyard for Smart Phone

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So; I can never keep up with my phone. My wife told me I need a dummy cord for it. Do any of you paracord folks out there make a lanyard for these gizmos? If I gotta resort to a dummy cord, might as well have something I can unravel in a SHTF situation eh? Hook a veteran up guys, help me keep up with my phone and make money doing it.


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Did you tell your wife you are retired and do not need a cell!!:cool: Those things are for folks on the go, NOT on the porch:mosh::fullauto::sunbath:
 

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@druryj , this may fit the bill. Totally customizable and allows for all your "stuff" to be in one place...

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@druryj , this may fit the bill. Totally customizable and allows for all your "stuff" to be in one place...

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Now we're talkin'. Finally, someone comes up with an even better idea than some jerry-rigged paracord nonsense. And I think I could even modify that pouch in front to allow for a small oxygen tank and/or a place to hang the colostomy bag. Do you think I can get one in mahogany with more detailed hand boning?


(P.S. Although this thread started off as a semi-serious inquiry, it has, as threads on OSA often do, slid hopelessly off track and down, down, down, it spirals. So, in the interest of good modsmanship, I will move it to where it now rightfully belongs: "to Stupid Stuff" )
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Now we're talkin'. Finally, someone comes up with an even better idea than some jerry-rigged paracord nonsense. And I think I could even modify that pouch in front to allow for a small oxygen tank and/or a place to hang the colostomy bag. Do you think I can get one in mahogany with more detailed hand boning?


(P.S. Although this thread started off as a semi-serious inquiry, it has, as threads on OSA often do, slid hopelessly off track and down, down, down, it spirals. So, in the interest of good modsmanship, I will move it to where it now rightfully belongs: "to Stupid Stuff" )
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Hey! I posted an honest answer with a solution. Now it's stupid stuff.......
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My feelings are hurt. I'm a pretty sensitive guy BTW.
 

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