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<blockquote data-quote="beardking" data-source="post: 4212797" data-attributes="member: 31421"><p>First one, a guy I used to work with and I were always messing with each other's screensaver on our work computers. He's change mine to announce that I'm gay, I'd change his to say something like he dates homeless men. Stuff like that. One day he got me pretty good, so when I retaliated I decided to pull out all the stops. I changed his screensaver to say "My name is Alan and I like little boys." Horrible thing to do, but his computer was in his office so it would only be him seeing it. </p><p></p><p>I thought. </p><p></p><p>I was wrong. He comes back from lunch and heads into his office with the biggest client in the office, the vice president AND president of the company following. I was shirting my pants. I hear "What the h8ll" come from him, and the a huge burst of laughter from the client and the bosses. I lucked out on that one big time. I still work with the VP (who is now the owner of the new company I work for) and he still tells people about me doing that. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" /> </p><p></p><p>A different time, at the same company, there was a girl there that I didn't really work with and only knew to say hi basically. When I would leave for the day, I would always pass her cubicle. One day, randomly, I decided to move her mouse to the other side of her desk. Then the next day I moved it on top of her monitor. The next I would move it to some other random spot. This would go on for a couple months. At least a couple times a week I would mess with her mouse. No one ever asked me about it or even mentioned it. </p><p>One day I heard that she had put in her notice. I decided I'd fess up and let her know I was the one screwing with her mouse. She couldn't believe I owned up to it and she had never had a clue who was doing it. We both laughed and I went on home. The day before her last day I came into the office like normal. About an hour or so after I got there I went to grab something out of one of my desk drawers. It was jam packed with shredded paper. As we're the other 3 drawers. I went over to get and said "I guess I should be waited until today to tell you that I was the one messing with your mouse. <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" /> <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😁" title="Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f601.png" data-shortname=":grin:" />" </p><p>I was still finding shredded paper in my desk drawers when I left the company about a year later.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="beardking, post: 4212797, member: 31421"] First one, a guy I used to work with and I were always messing with each other's screensaver on our work computers. He's change mine to announce that I'm gay, I'd change his to say something like he dates homeless men. Stuff like that. One day he got me pretty good, so when I retaliated I decided to pull out all the stops. I changed his screensaver to say "My name is Alan and I like little boys." Horrible thing to do, but his computer was in his office so it would only be him seeing it. I thought. I was wrong. He comes back from lunch and heads into his office with the biggest client in the office, the vice president AND president of the company following. I was shirting my pants. I hear "What the h8ll" come from him, and the a huge burst of laughter from the client and the bosses. I lucked out on that one big time. I still work with the VP (who is now the owner of the new company I work for) and he still tells people about me doing that. 😁 A different time, at the same company, there was a girl there that I didn't really work with and only knew to say hi basically. When I would leave for the day, I would always pass her cubicle. One day, randomly, I decided to move her mouse to the other side of her desk. Then the next day I moved it on top of her monitor. The next I would move it to some other random spot. This would go on for a couple months. At least a couple times a week I would mess with her mouse. No one ever asked me about it or even mentioned it. One day I heard that she had put in her notice. I decided I'd fess up and let her know I was the one screwing with her mouse. She couldn't believe I owned up to it and she had never had a clue who was doing it. We both laughed and I went on home. The day before her last day I came into the office like normal. About an hour or so after I got there I went to grab something out of one of my desk drawers. It was jam packed with shredded paper. As we're the other 3 drawers. I went over to get and said "I guess I should be waited until today to tell you that I was the one messing with your mouse. 😁 😁" I was still finding shredded paper in my desk drawers when I left the company about a year later. [/QUOTE]
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