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<blockquote data-quote="Aries" data-source="post: 3803080" data-attributes="member: 44328">So... a little old lady goes to the doctor&#039;s office, the doctor walks into the exam room and says, &quot;What can I help you with today?&quot;She says, &quot;Doctor, I have a problem with gas.&nbsp; The flatulence is constant, it never goes away, and I can&#039;t control it at all.&nbsp; The only good thing is, there&#039;s no odor and they&#039;re always silent, so no one notices.&nbsp; Why, I&#039;ve broken wind several times just since you came into the exam room and you probably didn&#039;t even know.&quot;The doctor says, &quot;I see.&nbsp; Okay... I&#039;m going to give you a prescription, I want you to take these pills for one week, then come back to see me.&quot;She comes back a week later, and the doctor says, &quot;Well, have you noticed any difference?&quot;She says, &quot;Well, sort of... not with the flatulence.&nbsp; It&#039;s not any better, but now the smell is HORRIBLE.&nbsp; I mean like wallpaper peeling off the walls horrible.&nbsp; I can&#039;t even stand to stay in the same room myself.&quot;&quot;Okay.&quot; the doctor says.&nbsp; &quot;That&#039;s good.&nbsp; Now that we&#039;ve cleared up your sinuses, let&#039;s work on your hearing.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Aries, post: 3803080, member: 44328"] So... a little old lady goes to the doctor's office, the doctor walks into the exam room and says, "What can I help you with today?" She says, "Doctor, I have a problem with gas. The flatulence is constant, it never goes away, and I can't control it at all. The only good thing is, there's no odor and they're always silent, so no one notices. Why, I've broken wind several times just since you came into the exam room and you probably didn't even know." The doctor says, "I see. Okay... I'm going to give you a prescription, I want you to take these pills for one week, then come back to see me." She comes back a week later, and the doctor says, "Well, have you noticed any difference?" She says, "Well, sort of... not with the flatulence. It's not any better, but now the smell is HORRIBLE. I mean like wallpaper peeling off the walls horrible. I can't even stand to stay in the same room myself." "Okay." the doctor says. "That's good. Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." [/QUOTE]

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