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<blockquote data-quote="Chief Sapulpa" data-source="post: 3016906" data-attributes="member: 18458"><p>An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.</p><p></p><p>The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy.</p><p></p><p></p><p>One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message:</p><p></p><p></p><p>"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."</p><p></p><p></p><p>The husband responded: "I'm takin' a ****. Please advise."</p><p></p><p></p><p>* * * * * * *</p><p></p><p></p><p>Almost brings a tear to my eye.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chief Sapulpa, post: 3016906, member: 18458"] An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband responded: "I'm takin' a ****. Please advise." * * * * * * * Almost brings a tear to my eye. [/QUOTE]
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